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That Kifwe Bhutan Pysomemaj with be mayor of Grimsby

He will be elected as mayor when his predecessor, who will be elected in 2086, Kefi Bojan Boofe will be sacked for being racist towards a hippopotamus.

Following on from this he will have several affairs with bulgarian transexuals, probably about 8 and then be taken to court for illegally parking in Kenya. He will then miraculously win the appeal in court by persuading the judge to go out with him for some chips.

When leaving the court he will walk straight in front of a double-decker bus where the bus driver will subsequently swerve to avoid him. In doing so the bus driver will leap out of the bus and, rather unfortunately, land on some dog turd. The mayor of grimsby will then hijack the bus and drive it to purfleet but during the journey 3 wheels will fall off the bus and roll down a huge hill. The wheels will miss every driver. however it will hit an oncoming snow plough where the wheel will then roll up the front of the snow plough, fly through the air, and land in the sea. This will then cause a giagantic tsunami which will flood tewkesbury (again) and cause the english channel to dry up as a result. Then all the Bulgarians will build farms on the salt flats and breed geese which will contract bird flu. The bird flu will then spread to the mayor of grimsby where he will then get sacked for gross negligence.